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+# Header entry was created by Lokalize.
+#
+# Parabola project, 2016.
+# Brandon Schoech <bms@mm.st>, 2016.
+msgid ""
+msgstr ""
+"Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8\n"
+"Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit\n"
+"Last-Translator: Brandon Schoech <bms@mm.st>\n"
+"PO-Revision-Date: 2016-09-13 22:14-0700\n"
+"Project-Id-Version: \n"
+"Language-Team: English <dev@lists.parabola.nu>\n"
+"Language: en_US\n"
+"MIME-Version: 1.0\n"
+"Plural-Forms: nplurals=2; plural=(n != 1);\n"
+"X-Generator: Poedit 1.8.8\n"
+"POT-Creation-Date: \n"
+
+msgid "HAPPY BATHTUB"
+msgstr "HAPPY BATHTUB"
+
+msgid "YOU'RE WATCHED SO YOU CAN HAVE A HAPPY BATH"
+msgstr "YOU'RE WATCHED SO YOU CAN HAVE A HAPPY BATH"
+
+msgid "SNEAKERS"
+msgstr "SNEAKERS"
+
+msgid "WE WATCH YOUR STEPS FOR YOUR SAFETY"
+msgstr "WE WATCH YOUR STEPS FOR YOUR SAFETY"
+
+msgid "SNEAKERS, FOOT ODOUR"
+msgstr "SNEAKERS, FOOT ODOR"
+
+msgid "HAPPY MATTRESS"
+msgstr "HAPPY MATTRESS"
+
+msgid "WE HEAR EVERYTHING YOU DO WITH YOUR WIFE FOR YOUR SAFETY"
+msgstr "WE HEAR EVERYTHING YOU DO WITH YOUR WIFE FOR YOUR SAFETY"
+
+msgid "WE WATCH YOU AND YOUR SPORTS JACKET SO MOTHS DON'T APPEAR"
+msgstr "WE WATCH YOU AND YOUR SPORT COAT TO KEEP AWAY MOTHS"
+
+msgid "THIS SPORTS JACKET CONTAINS SECURITY CHIPS FOR YOUR ARMPIT CONTROL"
+msgstr "THIS SPORT COAT CONTAINS SECURITY CHIPS FOR YOUR ARMPIT CONTROL"
+
+msgid "PONY TV"
+msgstr "PONY TV"
+
+msgid ""
+"WHILE YOU'RE WATCHING TV, WE FILM YOU, EVEN ON YOUR HONEYMOON, FOR YOUR SAFETY"
+msgstr ""
+"WHILE YOU'RE WATCHING TV, WE FILM YOU, EVEN ON YOUR HONEYMOON, FOR YOUR SAFETY"
+
+msgid "HAPPY STOVE"
+msgstr "HAPPY STOVE"
+
+msgid "FRIDGE"
+msgstr "FRIDGE"
+
+msgid "WE WATCH YOUR FOOD 24/7, FOR YOUR SAFETY"
+msgstr "WE WATCH YOUR FOOD 24/7, FOR YOUR SAFETY"
+
+msgid "YOUR POO WILL BE WATCHED FOR YOUR SAFETY"
+msgstr "YOUR POOP WILL BE WATCHED FOR YOUR SAFETY"
+
+msgid "HAPPY POO"
+msgstr "HAPPY POOP"
+
+msgid "THIS SHOWER CONTAINS SECURITY CHIPS FOR YOUR DIRT CONTROL"
+msgstr "THIS SHOWER CONTAINS SECURITY CHIPS FOR YOUR DIRT CONTROL"
+
+msgid "HE, HE, HE!! GOODBYE FILTHY SHOWER!!"
+msgstr "HE, HE, HE!! GOODBYE FILTHY SHOWER!!"
+
+msgid ""
+"... AND GOODBYE TO ALL MY POO AND BOTTOM SURVEILLANCE TOO, AND EVERY TIME YOU "
+"FILMED ME, JUNK TV!! WHILE I WAS WITH MY WIFE...  AND YOU AS WELL MATTRESS, "
+"HE, HE, HE!"
+msgstr ""
+"... AND GOODBYE TO ALL MY POOP AND ASS SURVEILLANCE TOO, AND EVERY TIME YOU"
+" FILMED ME, JUNK TV!! WHILE I WAS WITH MY WIFE...  AND YOU AS WELL MATTRESS,"
+" HE, HE, HE!"
+
+msgid "MY GOODNESS! ALL THAT HORSESHIT BLEW UP!!!"
+msgstr "MY GOODNESS! ALL THAT HORSESHIT BLEW UP!!!"
+
+msgid "THAT'S IT! BURN IT, BURN IT ALL! GARBAGE!!!"
+msgstr "THAT'S IT! BURN IT, BURN IT ALL! GARBAGE!!!"
+
+msgid "COOL! WE'LL GET A NICE BARBECUE FROM THAT FIRE!!"
+msgstr "COOL! WE'LL GET A NICE BARBECUE FROM THAT FIRE!!"
+
+msgid ""
+"WHAT BARBECUE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT EVENT OF "
+"HISTORY, THE BURNING OF ALL DIGITAL SURVEILLANCE GARBAGE OF HUMANKIND..."
+msgstr ""
+"WHAT BARBECUE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT EVENT OF"
+" HISTORY, THE BURNING OF ALL DIGITAL SURVEILLANCE GARBAGE OF HUMANKIND..."
+
+msgid ""
+"I KNOW, I KNOW ABOUT THE BURNING OF TOILETS, FRIDGES, STOVES, CLOTHES, SHOES "
+"AND EVERYTHING THERE IS. BUT SO IT HAPPENS THAT IT NO LONGER MAKES SENSE TO "
+"BURN IT ALL!"
+msgstr ""
+"I KNOW, I KNOW ABOUT THE BURNING OF TOILETS, FRIDGES, STOVES, CLOTHES, SHOES,"
+" AND EVERYTHING THERE IS. BUT SO IT HAPPENS THAT IT NO LONGER MAKES SENSE TO"
+" BURN IT ALL!"
+
+msgid ""
+"SURPRISE! YOU DON'T NEED BURN YOUR HOUSE, CLOTHES, SHOES AND HOME APPLIANCES! "
+"I CAN REMOVE ALL SURVEILLANCE CHIPS FROM THAT, AND FURTHERMORE ALSO FROM YOUR "
+"HOUSE SUCH AS IN DOORS, WINDOWS, AND FROM YOUR WHOLE CAR..."
+msgstr ""
+"SURPRISE! YOU DON'T NEED TO BURN YOUR HOUSE, CLOTHES, SHOES, AND HOME"
+" APPLIANCES! I CAN REMOVE ALL SURVEILLANCE CHIPS FROM THEM, AND FURTHERMORE"
+" ALSO FROM YOUR HOUSE SUCH AS IN DOORS, WINDOWS, AND FROM YOUR WHOLE CAR..."
+
+msgid "MY HOUSE!!! MY HOUSE! MY, MY CAR!!!"
+msgstr "MY HOUSE!!! MY HOUSE! MY, MY CAR!!!"
+
+msgid ""
+"WHY DIDN'T YOU LET ME KNOW IN TIME THAT YOU WOULD REMOVE THE SURVEILLANCE "
+"CHIPS!? NOW IT'S TOO LATE! I PUT A BOMB IN MY HOUSE AND CAR, AND EVERYTHING "
+"WILL BLOW UP IN A MINUTE!!"
+msgstr ""
+"WHY DIDN'T YOU LET ME KNOW IN TIME THAT YOU WOULD REMOVE THE SURVEILLANCE"
+" CHIPS!? NOW IT'S TOO LATE! I PUT A BOMB IN MY HOUSE AND CAR, AND EVERYTHING"
+" WILL BLOW UP IN A MINUTE!!"
+
+msgid ""
+"DON'T WORRY GNU! I WILL HELP YOU BUY YOUR FURNITURE, HOME APPLIANCES AND "
+"CLOTHES..."
+msgstr ""
+"DON'T WORRY GNU! I WILL HELP YOU BUY YOUR FURNITURE, HOME APPLIANCES, AND"
+" CLOTHES..."
+
+msgid ""
+"LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE... FROM NOW ON, YOU WILL HAVE A NEW HOUSE AND "
+"CAR, AND STILL FREE AS IN FREEDOM"
+msgstr ""
+"LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE... FROM NOW ON, YOU WILL HAVE A NEW HOUSE AND"
+" CAR, AND STILL BE FREE AS IN FREEDOM"
+
+msgid "TRUST ME, BE AN OPTIMIST! THERE'S STILL TIME TO PUT OUT THE FUSE!"
+msgstr "TRUST ME, BE AN OPTIMIST! THERE'S STILL TIME TO PUT OUT THE FUSE!"
+
+msgid "YOU'RE RIGHT! LET'S GO!!!"
+msgstr "YOU'RE RIGHT! LET'S GO!!!"
+
+msgid "CUTE EXPLOSION, WASN'T IT?"
+msgstr "CUTE EXPLOSION, WASN'T IT?"
+
+msgid "YOU KNOW WHAT... SOMETIMES I HATE YOU, CAT!"
+msgstr "YOU KNOW WHAT... SOMETIMES I HATE YOU, CAT!"
+
+msgid "YOU KNOW, I FEEL THE SAME ABOUT YOU! YOU GNU!"
+msgstr "YOU KNOW, I FEEL THE SAME ABOUT YOU! YOU GNU!"
+
+msgid ""
+"Note: The meaning of the expression \"...GGGNNUUU...\" from the classic GNU "
+"character is a suggestion to make decisions in favour of freedom but with "
+"wisdom, peace and temperance."
+msgstr ""
+"Note: The meaning of the expression \"...GGGNNUUU...\" from the classic GNU"
+" character is a suggestion to make decisions in favor of freedom but with"
+" wisdom, peace, and temperance."
+
+msgid "YOU KNOW SOMETHING ELSE, THAT GNU IS MOCKING US!!!"
+msgstr "YOU KNOW SOMETHING ELSE, THAT GNU IS MOCKING US!!!"
+