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msgid "HAPPY BATHTUB"
msgstr ""

msgid "YOU'RE WATCHED SO YOU CAN HAVE A HAPPY BATH"
msgstr ""

msgid "SNEAKERS"
msgstr ""

msgid "WE WATCH YOUR STEPS FOR YOUR SAFETY"
msgstr ""

msgid "SNEAKERS, FOOT ODOUR"
msgstr ""

msgid "HAPPY MATTRESS"
msgstr ""

msgid "WE HEAR EVERYTHING YOU DO WITH YOUR WIFE FOR YOUR SAFETY"
msgstr ""

msgid "WE WATCH YOU AND YOUR SPORTS JACKET SO MOTHS DON'T APPEAR"
msgstr ""

msgid "THIS SPORTS JACKET CONTAINS SECURITY CHIPS FOR YOUR ARMPIT CONTROL"
msgstr ""

msgid "PONY TV"
msgstr ""

msgid ""
"WHILE YOU'RE WATCHING TV, WE FILM YOU, EVEN ON YOUR HONEYMOON, FOR YOUR SAFETY"
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msgid "HAPPY STOVE"
msgstr ""

msgid "FRIDGE"
msgstr ""

msgid "WE WATCH YOUR FOOD 24/7, FOR YOUR SAFETY"
msgstr ""

msgid "YOUR POO WILL BE WATCHED FOR YOUR SAFETY"
msgstr ""

msgid "HAPPY POO"
msgstr ""

msgid "THIS SHOWER CONTAINS SECURITY CHIPS FOR YOUR DIRT CONTROL"
msgstr ""

msgid "HE, HE, HE!! GOODBYE FILTHY SHOWER!!"
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msgid ""
"... AND GOODBYE TO ALL MY POO AND BOTTOM SURVEILLANCE TOO, AND EVERY TIME YOU"
" FILMED ME, JUNK TV!! WHILE I WAS WITH MY WIFE...  AND YOU AS WELL MATTRESS,"
" HE, HE, HE!"
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msgid "MY GOODNESS! ALL THAT HORSESHIT BLEW UP!!!"
msgstr ""

msgid "THAT'S IT! BURN IT, BURN IT ALL! GARBAGE!!!"
msgstr ""

msgid "COOL! WE'LL GET A NICE BARBECUE FROM THAT FIRE!!"
msgstr ""

msgid ""
"WHAT BARBECUE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT EVENT OF"
" HISTORY, THE BURNING OF ALL DIGITAL SURVEILLANCE GARBAGE OF HUMANKIND..."
msgstr ""

msgid ""
"I KNOW, I KNOW ABOUT THE BURNING OF TOILETS, FRIDGES, STOVES, CLOTHES, SHOES"
" AND EVERYTHING THERE IS. BUT SO IT HAPPENS THAT IT NO LONGER MAKES SENSE TO"
" BURN IT ALL!"
msgstr ""

msgid ""
"SURPRISE! YOU DON'T NEED BURN YOUR HOUSE, CLOTHES, SHOES AND HOME APPLIANCES!"
" I CAN REMOVE ALL SURVEILLANCE CHIPS FROM THAT, AND FURTHERMORE ALSO FROM"
" YOUR HOUSE SUCH AS IN DOORS, WINDOWS, AND FROM YOUR WHOLE CAR..."
msgstr ""

msgid "MY HOUSE!!! MY HOUSE! MY, MY CAR!!!"
msgstr ""

msgid ""
"WHY DIDN'T YOU LET ME KNOW IN TIME THAT YOU WOULD REMOVE THE SURVEILLANCE"
" CHIPS!? NOW IT'S TOO LATE! I PUT A BOMB IN MY HOUSE AND CAR, AND EVERYTHING"
" WILL BLOW UP IN A MINUTE!!"
msgstr ""

msgid ""
"DON'T WORRY GNU! I WILL HELP YOU BUY YOUR FURNITURE, HOME APPLIANCES AND"
" CLOTHES..."
msgstr ""

msgid ""
"LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE... FROM NOW ON, YOU WILL HAVE A NEW HOUSE AND"
" CAR, AND STILL FREE AS IN FREEDOM"
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msgid "TRUST ME, BE AN OPTIMIST! THERE'S STILL TIME TO PUT OUT THE FUSE!"
msgstr ""

msgid "YOU'RE RIGHT! LET'S GO!!!"
msgstr ""

msgid "CUTE EXPLOSION, WASN'T IT?"
msgstr ""

msgid "YOU KNOW WHAT... SOMETIMES I HATE YOU, CAT!"
msgstr ""

msgid "YOU KNOW, I FEEL THE SAME ABOUT YOU! YOU GNU!"
msgstr ""

msgid ""
"Note: The meaning of the expression \"...GGGNNUUU...\" from the classic GNU"
" character is a suggestion to make decisions in favour of freedom but with"
" wisdom, peace and temperance."
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msgid "YOU KNOW SOMETHING ELSE, THAT GNU IS MOCKING US!!!"
msgstr ""