#! /bin/bash # This function reads tags of xml in the same way read normally reads lines. function rdom { local IFS=\> read -d \< element content } function tell_fact # thing channel { thing="${1}" declare -l lower_case_thing="${thing}" channel="${2}" if [[ -s "info/${lower_case_thing}" ]] then # For the first entry we will say like: `thing is: ' first="${thing} is: " uniq "info/${lower_case_thing}" | while read line do send_msg "${channel}" "${first}${line}" first='' done return else return 1 fi } source common_codez function remember_fact { if grep "^${is}$" "info/${thing}" &>/dev/null then send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" "${personoslash}: I know." else echo "${is}" >> "info/${thing}" send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" "${personoslash}: Remembered." fi } function forget_fact { number_of_matching_lines=$(grep -c "^${isnt}" "info/${thing}") case "${number_of_matching_lines}" in 0 ) send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" "${personoslash}: I know." ;; 1 ) grep -v "^${isnt}" "info/${thing}" | sponge "info/${thing}" send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" "${personoslash}: OK, entry removed." ;; * ) send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" "${personoslash}: Ambiguos." ;; esac } function translate_user { send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" "(not yet implemented)" } function translate_message { # translate $message from english to spanish local translated_message=$(echo "${message}" | apertium en-es) [[ "${translated_message}" ]] && send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" "$person said: ${translated_message}" } function process_event { my_own_name='pbot' person="${sender%%!*}" # Remove any forward slashes. personoslash="${person//\/}" declare -l personoslashlower="${personoslash}" channel_it_came_from="$( echo ${line} | cut -d ' ' -f 3 )" # If it's a private message [[ "${channel_it_came_from}" == "${my_own_name}" ]] && channel_it_came_from="${personoslash}" ###################### # Echo injected data # ###################### # Should send a message like: echo 'This is the message' > /tmp/un-provoked-message-store injected_data=0 line_filtered=${line##*PRIVMSG +([![:space:]]) :} if [[ ${personoslash} == ${INJECT_NICK} ]] then send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" "${line_filtered}" injected_data=1 fi # NOTE: this 'injected_data' clause is apparently the IPC mechanism # used by the ./labs_change_detector script # see ./labs_change_detector, transport/socat.sh, and transport/dev-tcp.sh # the clause above was originally mutually exclusive # with the remaining entirety of this function # and it is the only place where 'injected_data' is set # yet, 'injected_data' is tested below in the 'Page title getter' section # so, presumably this 'injected_data' was intended to fall through? ############################################################### # This is a message from a user. Make preperations to process # ############################################################### the_time_now=$(date +%s) # Make this person a folder if they don't already have one. if ! [[ -d "announcements/people/${personoslashlower}" ]] then mkdir -p "announcements/people/${personoslashlower}" fi # Record that the person has been seen, and when. touch "announcements/people/${personoslashlower}/seen" shopt -s extglob # We want to get only the message part of the line sentence="${line#* }" sentence="${sentence#* }" sentence="${sentence#* :}" ########################## # Shared libraries error # ########################## # If someone complains about error while loading shared libraries error # then recomend them to the bug tracker. if [[ ${sentence} == *"error while loading shared libraries"* ]] then # Make sure they have not already been recommended to the bug # tracker less than one day ago. sharlibsrecfile="announcements/people/${personoslashlower}/shared_libs" # Have we recommended them to the bug tracker before? if [[ -f ${sharlibsrecfile} ]] then last_time=$( stat -c %Y ${sharlibsrecfile} ) (( last_time > the_time_now - 86400 )) && rec_recent=1 || rec_recent=0 else rec_recent=0 fi if ! (( rec_recent )) then send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" "${person}: please report a bug, specifying the exact error message, package of the failing command and architecture: http://labs.parabola.nu" touch "${sharlibsrecfile}" fi fi ########## # Repeat # ########## [[ ${sentence} != ${i_repeated} ]] && say_again=yesyes # If two different people say the same thing in a row then say it again for fun; # unless it was directed at me. if [[ ${sentence} == ${lastline} ]] && [[ ${person} != ${lastsender} ]] && \ [[ ${say_again} != nono ]] && [[ ${sentence} != "${my_own_name}: "* ]] then send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" "${sentence}" i_repeated="${sentence}" say_again=nono fi lastline="${sentence}" lastsender="${person}" ################# # Announcements # ################# # If someone has sent this person a message then echo it to them. if [[ -f "announcements/people/${personoslashlower}/messages" ]] then uniq "announcements/people/${personoslashlower}/messages" | while read line do # The first field is the time, in *nix seconds, that # the message was sent. The second is the name of the # sender. And the rest is the message. intermediate="${line#* }" sender_u="${intermediate%% *}" message_u="${intermediate#* }" time_sent="${line%% *}" seconds_ago_seen="$(( the_time_now - time_sent ))" minutes_ago_seen="$(( ( the_time_now - time_sent ) / 60 ))" hours_ago_seen="$(( ( the_time_now - time_sent ) / 3600 ))" days_ago_seen="$(( ( the_time_now - time_sent ) / 86400 ))" months_ago_seen="$(( ( the_time_now - time_sent ) / 2592000 ))" years_ago_seen="$(( ( the_time_now - time_sent ) / 31104000 ))" if (( seconds_ago_seen < 120 )) then units="${seconds_ago_seen} seconds" elif (( minutes_ago_seen < 120 )) then units="${minutes_ago_seen} minutes" elif (( hours_ago_seen < 48 )) then units="${hours_ago_seen} hours" elif (( days_ago_seen < 60 )) then units="${days_ago_seen} days" elif (( months_ago_seen < 24 )) then units="${months_ago_seen} months" else units="${years_ago_seen} years" fi send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" "${personoslash}: ${sender_u} told me to tell you, (${units} ago): ${message_u}" done rm "announcements/people/${personoslashlower}/messages" fi ##################### # Page title getter # ##################### # We don't want to get the page title if it's injected data # nor if it probably came from a spambot if [[ ${line} =~ http://[^\ ]+ ]] || [[ ${line} =~ https://[^\ ]+ ]] && (( ! injected_data )) then url_to_get="${BASH_REMATCH}" the_title=$( curl -L --compressed "${url_to_get}" 2> /dev/null | while rdom do if [[ ${element} = title ]] || [[ ${element} = TITLE ]] then sed 's/ / /g' <<< "${content}" | replace_wierd_html_chars fi done ) if ! [[ -z ${the_title} ]] then send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" "Page title: \`${the_title}'" fi fi ###################### # main chat triggers # ###################### case "${sentence}" in ######### # hello # ######### hello|hi) send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" "hello ${person}, it works!!!" ;; ######## # Seen # ######## "${my_own_name}: when did you last see"* ) subject="${sentence##${my_own_name}: when did you last see }" subject="${subject##${my_own_name}: when did you last see: }" # If there's an `:', we can still handle it. subject="${subject%\?}" subject="${subject%% *}" declare -l subjectlower="${subject}" if [[ "${subject}" == ${my_own_name} ]] then send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" "I last saw ${subject} speak 0 seconds ago." elif [[ -f "announcements/people/${subjectlower}/seen" ]] then seconds_ago_seen="$(( the_time_now - $( stat -c %Y announcements/people/${subjectlower}/seen ) ))" minutes_ago_seen="$(( ( the_time_now - $( stat -c %Y announcements/people/${subjectlower}/seen ) ) / 60 ))" hours_ago_seen="$(( ( the_time_now - $( stat -c %Y announcements/people/${subjectlower}/seen ) ) / 3600 ))" days_ago_seen="$(( ( the_time_now - $( stat -c %Y announcements/people/${subjectlower}/seen ) ) / 86400 ))" months_ago_seen="$(( ( the_time_now - $( stat -c %Y announcements/people/${subjectlower}/seen ) ) / 2592000 ))" years_ago_seen="$(( ( the_time_now - $( stat -c %Y announcements/people/${subjectlower}/seen ) ) / 31104000 ))" if (( seconds_ago_seen < 120 )) then send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" "I last saw ${subject} speak ${seconds_ago_seen} seconds ago." elif (( minutes_ago_seen < 120 )) then send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" "I last saw ${subject} speak ${minutes_ago_seen} minutes ago." elif (( hours_ago_seen < 48 )) then send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" "I last saw ${subject} speak ${hours_ago_seen} hours ago." elif (( days_ago_seen < 60 )) then send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" "I last saw ${subject} speak ${days_ago_seen} days ago." elif (( months_ago_seen < 24 )) then send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" "I last saw ${subject} speak ${months_ago_seen} months ago." else send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" "I last saw ${subject} speak ${years_ago_seen} years ago." fi else send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" "I never saw ${subject} speak." fi ;; ######## # tell # ######## "${my_own_name}: tell "+([![:space:]])":"+([[:space:]])+([![:space:]])* ) # The line will be something such as: # pbot: tell fauno: you suck process="${sentence##${my_own_name}: tell }" subject="${process%%:*}" message="${process#*:}" message="${message# }" if [[ "${subject}" == "${my_own_name}" ]] then send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" "${my_own_name}: ${personoslash} told me to tell you, (0 seconds ago): ${message}" else declare -l subjectlower="${subject}" [[ -d "announcements/people/${subjectlower}" ]] || mkdir -p "announcements/people/${subjectlower}" # The time in *nix seconds is saved there so that # pbot can say how long ago the massage was sent # when he gives it to it's recipient. echo "$(date +%s) ${personoslash} ${message}" >> "announcements/people/${subjectlower}/messages" response='certainly' send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" "${personoslash}: ${response}" if ! [[ -f "announcements/people/${subjectlower}/seen" ]] then send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" "${personoslash}: WARNING: I HAVE NEVER SEEN \"${subject}\" HERE BEFORE. CHECK YOUR SPELLING." fi fi ;; ############ # factoids # ############ "${my_own_name}: "+([!/])" is "+([![:space:]])* ) declare -l thing="${sentence#${my_own_name}: }" thing="${thing%% is *}" is="${sentence#* is }" remember_fact ;; "${my_own_name}: "+([!/])" is: "+([![:space:]])* ) declare -l thing="${sentence#${my_own_name}: }" thing="${thing%% is: *}" is="${sentence#* is: }" remember_fact ;; "${my_own_name}: "+([![:space:]])" isn't "+([![:space:]])* ) declare -l thing="${sentence#${my_own_name}: }" thing="${thing%% isn\'t *}" isnt="${sentence#* isn\'t }" forget_fact ;; "${my_own_name}: "+([![:space:]])" isn't: "+([![:space:]])* ) declare -l thing="${sentence#${my_own_name}: }" thing="${thing%% isn\'t: *}" isnt="${sentence#* isn\'t: }" forget_fact ;; ','+([!/]) ) thing="${sentence#,}" tell_fact "${thing}" "${channel_it_came_from}" ;; ############# # Footnotes # ############# *\[[[:digit:]]\]* ) declare -a fn while read -d $'\0' file do #if match = grep "${file##*/}[ ]\?\[[[:digit:]]\]" <<< "${sentence}" filename="${file##*/}" declare -l lowersentence="${sentence}" if [[ " ${lowersentence}" =~ [^[:alnum:]]${filename}[\ ]?\[[[:digit:]]\] ]] then index="${BASH_REMATCH: -2:1}" fn[${index}]=$(head -1 "${file}") fi done < <(find info -print0) for (( n=0 ; n<50 ; n++ )) do str="${fn[${n}]}" [[ -z "${str}" ]] && continue send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" "[${n}] ${str}" done ;; ############# # translate # ############# "${my_own_name}: translate "+([![:space:]])* ) local message="${sentence#* translate }" local nick="$(echo "${message%% *}" | tr -d '/')" if [[ -n "${nick}" ]] && [[ ${nick} != ${my_own_name} ]] then if [[ -d announcements/people/${nick} ]] then translate_user else translate_message fi fi ;; ######################## # unrecognised command # ######################## ${my_own_name}:* | ','* ) while read line do send_msg "${personoslash}" "${line}" done <<< cat << EOF Command not recognised. Example commands: ${my_own_name}: tell Jack: hi Jack ${my_own_name}: when did you last see Jill? ${my_own_name}: lemon is yummy ${my_own_name}: lemon isn't yummy ,lemon EOF ;; esac # ' this comment fixes a bug in emacs shell-script-mode that messes up the syntax highlighting # I'm dissabling this feature for now as it was being abused # and would need an overhaul to be abuse-proof + nobody uses it afaik # ########################## # # tell someone something # # ########################## # # TODO: this should be in the case statement # if [[ "${sentence}" =~ ${my_own_name}: tell\ [^\ ]+\ about\ [^\ ]+ ]] # then # # TODO: There should be the following three constraints to # # prevent abuse. # # 1. People may only ask the bot to tell someone about # # something in the #parabola channel, not by query. # # 2. pbot will only tell someone something if they're a user # # he has seen in the past week # # 3. each person may use tell no more than 10 times in # # three hours. # gotit="${BASH_REMATCH}" # will be like: `,tell jack about blah' # dudep1="${gotit#,tell }" # dude="${dudep1%% *}" # thing="${gotit##* }" # if [[ -n "${dude}" ]] && [[ -n "${thing}" ]] # then # tell_fact "${thing}" "${dude}" || send_msg "${channel_it_came_from}" "${personoslash}: Error, failed to tell ${dude} about ${thing}" # fi # fi # TODO: add a birthday announcement feature, cointoss feature, timer # feature. ######### # Tests # ######### #echo "${line}" }